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HAIFA WEHBE’S “MODEST” WEDDING COCKTAIL

Just when every magazine and newspaper predicted the Middle East’s biggest wedding spectacle to date, Haifa Wehbe – Beiruti sex symbol who’s talents vary from “moving every possible part of her body including parts that have no muscles in them,” to flirtatiously healing sores by kissing you where it hurts – decided to give it a little twist. Modesty. Or (regrettably), so it seemed.

 

Over 300 of the Middle East’s VVIPs gathered in Beirut’s prestigious Biel venue to watch Haifa (in a reported floor-length Dolce&Gabbana gown) and Egyptian entrepreneur Ahmad Abu Husheima celebrate their love.

 

While the larger part of Wehbe’s management was devoted to generating publicity teasers in an endeavour to create the achieved media frenzy that circulated around the curvaceous star’s wedding, Haifa was busy planning a modest (considering her status) wedding for “loved ones only.”

 

The rumoured “star-studded guest-list” to attend the lavish cocktail wedding (held yesterday, Friday, the 24th of April, 2009) included Playboy model Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton, Tara Reed, Fergie, Enrique Iglesias, Beyoncé and Rihanna.

Anastacia however, was reportedly present.   

Egyptian singer Amro Diab, allegedly to perform at the wedding, was a no show. Instead, Ragheb Alami, renowned Lebanese singer purportedly stood substitute.

And, despite denied media access, reports claimed the attendance of “Oprah correspondent, Tarek Hijazi.”

 

Strict security forbade the leaking of images from Haifa’s wedding as cameras were banned and mobile photography was continuously monitored to prevent loss of image exclusivity.

 

Haifa is reportedly getting ready to jet off to the Caribbean.

ELLEN AND PORTIA TIE THE KNOT

If you missed it, check out the wedding video that Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres played on her talk show today.

Ellen married Portia de Rossi at their Los Angeles home this summer.

The Cute wedding video

THE JONAS BROTHERS’ TONGUE LASHING

Proud virgins Kevin, Joe and Nick of the Jonas Brothers just touched up the purple carpet at the European premiere of Camp Rock at Royal Festival Hall in London today.

The wholesome Joe Bros were joined by their co-star singer, songwriter and actress Demi Lovato, who glittered in what appears to be a dress made out of tin foil.

All four pop puritans will perform live after the screening of the new Disney flick.

Hours earlier, the boy band posed with their fans and signed autographs for them while leaving BBC Radio 1 where they were on promo duty.

During their interview, eldest brother Joe opened up about the tongue lashing they received courtesy of Russell Brand during the recent MTV VMAs. “I didn’t know of him, actually,” he scoffed. “We knew, I think, the movie he was in, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but other than that I think it was the first time anyone had heard of Russell Brand.”

ORLANDO, MIRANDA, AND THE $12000 DATE!

While most dinner-and-a-movie dates don’t cost much more than a hundred bucks, celeb couple Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr leave most young couples looking like a bunch of vagabonds.

 

During a night out at the Maddox Art gallery in Mayfair, London, the picture perfect twosome managed to drop over $12 000 in less than an hour!
Proving that he’s not only a lover but also a humanitarian, Orlando made sure he bought his bling from venders whose net proceeds help fund Afghanistan’s School of Jewellery and Gem-cutting.

The couple stopped by an Afghan jewelry exhibition held by the Turquoise Mountain Foundation charity at a London gallery. After browsing the display with Kerr for more than 30 minutes, Bloom picked out a $1,148 emerald ring, a $672 ruby bracelet, $265 pomegranate earrings designed by Pippa Small and $70 cufflinks from the Turquoise Mountain Collection. 

WOULD SHE EVER STOP?

OBVIOUSLY NOT!

Arabic songstress and World Music Awards winner ‘Elissa’ is proud to introduce her latest Jewelry (L’azurde) commercial.

Lazurde is one of the 4^th largest manufacturers of gold and jewelry in the world. The company has wholesale offices in major cities in Saudi Arabia and United Arab Emirates.

However, with “Originality” banned from Elissa’s vocabulary – the curvy diva had yet another one of her trademark ideas… “Lets copy Chanel, or Nicole, or…or, better yet; lets do the same damn commercial!”

We can’t say whether that was really Elissa’s idea or the director’s, but all we know is; girlfriend was dashing through the commercial in all the glory of her true-to-plagiarism attitude.

 This is the ever popular Nicole Kidman Chanel Commercial (Keep an eye on the near end)

This is Elissa’s L’azurde commercial (Notice the striking similarity in the end) 

Previously:

Elissa has been known to be The Middle East’s J. LO Wannabe!  

 

And here she is - ripping off fellow Lebanese sex symbol Haifa Wehbe

Seriously though, you would think with two World Music Awards (for best selling Middle Eastern Artist), this girl would be a little more creative. Who’s to blame? Her? Her management?

Fire your people, Elissa!

Lots of love!

The Exclusiver :-)

JEN & BLOOM: NOT A COUPLE

 Jennifer Aniston is in Mexico!Jennifer Aniston is rocking a bikini!And obviously, even though blurry, Jennifer Aniston is looking HOT! 

As for those Jennifer/Orlando rumors… NOT TRUE!

This is what Jen’s rep had to say: “They  were both in Mexico along with many others to attend a wedding of a friend who works at the management company where … [they] are represented!” 

Although; the couple wouldn’t have sucked at coupling, right?

  

ANGELINA JOLIE A LESBIAN?

Bai Ling has worked with Angelina Jolie on two projects, World of Tomorrow and A Place In Time. Bai said that she shares a special energy with Angie.

“I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction. Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible. We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. But she told me, “My heart’s open to you.” She is like me. She is totally open sexually.”   

Bai (a bisexual) also went on to admit she’s open to having a threesome with Angelina and Brad!Call The Exclusiver whatever you may, but we think ET MUST GO HOME!

GIVE WAY! KANYE WEST & CAT-WOMAN COMIN’ THROUGH!

Kanye West and Fiancée Alexis Pfeiffer upon arrival at The Dior Fashion week (Spring -Summer 2008) in Paris, France. 

Now you know what Kanye’s attempt to impress looks like! Sorry, we couldn’t help it – we had to say that!   But seriously though; is it us or does Miss Pfeiffer remind us of Jocelyn Wildenstein?

   

Jocelyn ain’t exactly a celebrity, but sort of became one with all the plastic surgery she’s had just to look like some sort of cat to the tune of almost $4 million. Very few people could stare at this pic without the hairs on the back of their neck standing on end.

ELVIS PRESLEY MADE OF MATCHSTICKS!

 

Ever wondered how you can put matchsticks to good use ever since the lighter came out?David Mach is showing you just that!

In his new exposé “Iconography To Us” the artist presents sculptures of iconic personalities from the 20^th century – built out of matchsticks, and only matchsticks, the artists managed to bring life to figures as iconic as Bouddha, Marilyn Monroe, Barbie, Mao, Mohammed Ali and Elvis Presley.

Now here’s what you can do with just Hangers!

  

This is David Mach’s 4^th personal exposé in the ‘Gallery Jerome de Noirmont’ of Paris, France.

CAMERON DIAZ GOES COMANDO!

Why Cameron is twirling around like a 12 year-old on the set of her latest flick (costarring Ashton Kutcher) could be anyone’s guess…

But why The Exclusiver’s posting this is because her ass decided to take a breather! Go on… Zoom in!

THIS IS THE ALLEGED EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE!

Not exactly what we had in mind, is it?

CHECK IT OUT: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b

IT’S PANTIES, BITCH!

During a wild night out at Sutra nightclub in Costa Mesa, CA, songstress Britney Spears partied with some friends while a watching a fashion show inside.All seemed to be going well as she bopped her head to DJ Unk’s ‘Walk It Out.’ But when Brit’s new single, ‘Gimme More’, came on, the 25-year-old train wreck made a quick B-line to the back door.

But more importantly though; Britney’s wearing Panties… and it’s green… and it’s… umm… ok, whatever… ENJOY!

EVA LONGORIA AND A SEX TAPE!

Eva Longoria is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet. Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby Tony Parker. If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since Paris Hilton’s “One Night In Paris.”

Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites. Last year, Miss Longoria was rumored to have featured in a sex tape which also made it online, but it was found out to be fake.

Now let’s keep our fingers crossed and pray they’re real!